Barney is a purple dinosaur.
A Purple Dinosaur is also one of the best smoothies Jamba Juice offers on their Underground Menu. It happens to be my favorite.
The other day I got in an argument with my father. It was not good. Not good at all. Crying happened. A lot of it.
I texted my friend Garrett, cracking a joke about saline.
We texted back and forth for about half an hour and then he says this:
"Can you come outside or should Barney come in through your bedroom window? :)"
Yes. He did come and surprise me at my house with a Purple Dinosaur. To help me feel better.
In short, he's the best. Yep.